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GHOST
GRANDAD
TWINS
GRANMOM
UNCLE FESTER
PARENTS
TWO COUSINS
MARY
DAD MUM
MAID
CAT
DOCTOR
BUTLER
INSPECTOR
Otis
family goes into the castle
Servants
Twins
BORN IN THE USA
B.
Welcome home Otis family. I’m mister Springfield
Everybody
introduces himself.
I’m
John I’m Susy
I’m Mary I’m Tim
I’m Toby
Mr
Otis: Hey guys, I’ve got a question for you.
Butler:
Happy to answer, sir.
Mr
otis: How comes this place was so dead cheap?
B:
Actually we have some problems sir.
Mr
O: What kind of problems?
B:
Spirits.
Mr.
O: Spirits, good let’s have a drink. Some whiskey for me, please.
B:
Actually a different sort of spirits; ghosts, to be more precise.
Twins:
Ghosts, fantastic!
GHOSTBUSTER
Ghost
comes in
PHANTHOM
OF THE OPERA
P:
I’m Simon of Canterville the terrible ghost; here a disaster will occur.
Mom:
Who split the strawberry juice? Twins clean up the mess.
IT
WASN’T ME
Maid:
Oh the ghost again.
Adv:
Blood mist and the stain won’t resist!
WE ARE FAMILY
Grandad: Why did you
call us? What’s wrong?
S: I’m so depressed.
No one is afraid of me!
Gr: Poor Simon. How is
that possible? Did you try with the bloodstain?
S: Of course, as usual.
Cousin: and then….
S: They removed it with
a special soap.
Uncle: But what’s
wrong with them?
S: They are Americans.
Everybody: That
explains.
Mum: Poor son you look
so stressed out… Mangia, mangia.
D: Don’t worry daddy
is here. “All for one and one for all”. Let’s look into the ghost
handbook.
(The book appear)
Cousins: Look at p. 3.
Why don’t you put a scary mask on?
S: Yes, you are right.
Grandad: Look at p. 7.
You can use some chains.
S: Fantastic.
Fester: Or you could
eat them.
S: No I can’t digest
Americans.
Mum: Why don’t you
try with your cat?
Dad: And what about a
disguise?
S: Thank you daddy. You
are a great family. I feel so much better.
Daddy: Remember ….
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
S: I’m Simon the
terrible ghost.
Twins:
We know, come back tomorrow morning if you want to play with us, we
want to sleep now.
S: uhhhhh
Twin: If you need
something call the toll free number.
S: Kitty, come over
here!
Twins: Hello Kitty
PUPPY SONG
S: Tomorrow I’ll try
with the parents.
S: I’m Simon the
terrible ghost.
Mum: Hi, Simon, How are
you doing?
S: (Confusion)
D: Your chains have got
a problem. How can we help this kid?
Mum: If you have rust
that you can’t trust
Use the oil that won’t soil
Oil snappy
Will make you happy.
S: Tomorrow I’ll try
with a disguise
S: I’m Simon the
terrible ghost!
M: Whose there?
S: (Faints)
Mary calls the Mom and
Dad. Please come!
Family comes.
Dad: What’s the
matter?
Mary: The ghost
fainted.
Mum: What did you do to
him?
Mary: Nothing, I swear.
D: I’ll call the E.R.
SIGLA
E.R.
Doctor Carter: I’m
..who’s talking?
Dad: I’m Mr Otis,
here’s an emergency for you. Our guest fainted.
Doc: What’s the color
of his face?
Dad: Snow white.
Doc: Can you check the
temperature?
Dad:
Of course, twins please check the temperature.
Twins: Minus five.
Doctor: Calm down. Tell
me, how old is he?
Dad: I think two
hundred years old.
Doc: Are you serious? I’m
sorry but Halloween has long passed we are working here.
Mr Otis: Oh no what can
we do now?
Miss O: Let’s try an
old remedy; vinegar, please.
Bleach
Mum: Tough remedies for
tough situations.
Twins, take your shoes
off.
Mary: Oh no, mum are
you sure?
Mum: Shut up.
Ghost: Oh no it’s a
nightmare.
Family: we want to be
your friends.
S: No please go away.
You have already done enough. You have ruined my carrier. I’m jobless now.
Mary: What do you mean?
Ghost: The ghost
inspector is coming and if he sees that I can’t scare anybody he will sack
me and send me out of the castle.
Family: Poor ghost.
Twins: Don’t worry we
will help you.
Ghost: How?
Twins: We’ll show you
S: Good evening Mr.
Inspector.
Please take a seat.
Ins: I have to ask you
a few questions to fill the form. What’s your name? What’s the matter..
S: I answered correctly
to the first question…
Ins: When did you get
you ghost certificate?
S: It was during the
French revolution with Henry the VIII
Ins: What?
S: No, with Garibaldi..
Ins: Sure?
Sim: No it was C.
Columbus. No I’m confused.
Ins: I can see that
history is not the favourite subject.
S.: Well..
Ins. Let’s move to
the practical section
Il fantasma entra
ed inciampa sulle costruzioni.
Il fantasma entra
fa cadere il pomodoro e si scusa.
Sim: sorry, sorry.
Mum: Ssshh. Ah, the
terrible ghost again. I’m so scared. I want to go back to
America.
Ins: Well done, good
job. Here is your certificate.
S: Thank you very much.
S: I got it, I got it!!
Everybody:
congratulation. Happy certificate to you…
Dad: why are you so
sad?
S: You know what I’m
tired of this kind of life scaring people off. This night job, no social life,
no discos, no pubs, che barba che noia…
Mum: you need a holiday
ALL YOU NEED IS A
HOLIDAY
S: But where?
Mum and Dad: Good idea.
Twins: let’s pack!
Mary : You look too old fashioned. You need some help.